tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-326761742024-02-06T21:47:54.866-05:00PolkaStripes-ZebraDots: Bollywood - So bad, that it's GOOD!miscellaneous, random, aimless, FABULOUS BollywoodPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-27326097585740629442009-07-29T22:43:00.018-04:002009-07-30T00:00:14.995-04:00"Men make passes at me all the time" says John GAYbrahamREALLY? I WONDER WHY? Not that's there's anything wrong with being gay or playing gay in a movie, but seriously it may be time for John Abraham to move to Chelsea or STOP posing like a man whore!and maybe he can take SalGAYman Khan along with him.PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-666850197004694012009-07-29T19:57:00.008-04:002009-07-29T20:45:31.552-04:00So You Think You Can Dance? Lamest Bollywood dance video ever!This one got us out of hibernation! We are back suckers and we missed you all! If you know the name of this actor or movie, please share!!PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-37854542362542875542007-06-21T20:02:00.000-04:002007-06-21T20:04:09.108-04:00Hrithik on America's got talent!Check this out! PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-81301491657987043822007-04-01T21:47:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:21.222-05:00Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!Signs you are going bald:PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover hisPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-71078275654773792432007-04-01T02:00:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:21.526-05:00Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?Girls who are boysWho like boys to be girlsWho do boys like they're girlsWho do girls like they're boysla la la la............FYI - MingaRelated Posts:If only a name change could save the ugly in Bollywood....Salman's So(w)rong Party!PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-12929173837826012552007-03-24T17:32:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:22.737-05:00Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script? 2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda....geez, Govinda and PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-37537219719927711302007-03-23T19:07:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:23.435-05:00Rekha ko Dekha?Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?\or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-47468681514888667332007-03-23T11:56:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:24.630-05:00Shahrukh and Gauri - a little toooo in love?Is it just us or did Shahrukh and Gauri Khan look more like twins than a "couple" in their earlieryears of marriage/dating? Check out their painfully coordinated clothing!it's the mickey mouse club! Wooooooooo! YAY!Related Posts:Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans<!--[if gte vml 1]> <![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-58238894248353118532007-03-14T20:38:00.000-04:002008-12-10T02:08:26.302-05:00and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...FOR.......introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?Related Posts:Bollywood Brands!Kareena PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-50915303115522883492007-03-10T17:16:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:27.654-05:00Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?Scarves...?...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.Related Posts:Classic Bollywood PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-14766334052323681202007-03-04T22:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:28.091-05:00Fatty Boom Boomwho ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)Related Posts:Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance LessonsClassic Bollywood hairstylesPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-16429408353568652722007-03-04T22:29:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:28.680-05:00Is laughter really the best medicine?not when it's this loud!Related Posts:Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLDAbhishek Bachchan - Fit and FashionableSay Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture4 things we miss about the good old Ash!Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby BDhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticatedPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-64179245756296258832007-03-02T23:35:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:29.501-05:00Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-14317658417319484192007-02-20T22:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:30.086-05:00Bollywood Brands!Bollywood stars are increasingly becoming a part of the new global trend of bringing out their own fashion collections and products. Endorsements are so last decade…this is the time for Bollywoood brands!Hrithik and John Abraham are already on their way to launching their signature fashion collections.However, a few aging bollywood stars seem to be going too far in their attempt to cash in on PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-24488878486163683132007-02-20T20:44:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:31.029-05:00Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance LessonsRule 1: Dress up, and we mean really "DRESS UP". Make sure the colors within your wardrobe and Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence fight against each other for attention!Rule 2: Open mouth while doing the evergreen HIP THRUSTRule 3: ENGAGE with your audience by being overtly expressive - remember NOTHING should be left to the imagination of the publicRule 4: now DANCE your HEART out - and watch Mr. PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-43453662438493101012007-02-18T18:44:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:32.805-05:00Tollywood's Big B!D0 ya'll know Suman Shetty?? the Tollywood actor coming in a movie called Andala Amitabh Bachchan?Check this little man preparing for his role in Andala Amitabh Bachchan:Related Posts:Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitansAbhishek Bachchan - Fit and FashionableAmitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-59790107269370482802007-02-14T12:02:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:34.127-05:00Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitansMost of you have probably heard about the media war of words between SRK and Big B that ignited after Khan took over (very succesfully) as the host of Kaun Banega Crorepati (Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire) which was previously hosted by Amitabh Bachchan - so the fight is basically about who is better?Quote from SRK“I’m cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-49496821584781716222007-02-11T18:24:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:34.564-05:00Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLDis it?Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-87010183918417864622007-02-11T18:03:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:34.962-05:00Akshay Kumar - Hairy PotterAll things said, Akshay Kumar is a fashion trend setter, whether it's this full sleeve spandex t-shirt with a metallic tank top over it, complemented perfectly by this mustard yellow waist high plastic raincoat pantsor when ever so often he catches us off guard in his homeless look...But that's not why we crowned him Hairy Potter, it's because what better than not knowing where your hair ends andPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-54879251675043982112007-02-10T19:48:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:35.275-05:00Abhishek Bachchan - Fit and FashionableFor those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!Related Posts:Abhishek dating PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-15887896345908402592007-02-10T14:55:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:35.848-05:00Shilpa Shetty's date with Tony Blair!Since Shilpa Shetty shot to International stardom after Big Brother, her mother has started looking for a groom for Shilpa, but even though the world wants to marry Shilpa who does she want to marry? Our bet is on Tony Blair, seeing that she requested to specially meet him and later said that he was "very kind".Bottom line yo....we want Blair to be "kinder" to Shetty so we'd have the privilege toPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-37060400439651129742007-02-08T22:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:36.084-05:00Upendra - Fashon Week VideoOK, i know you guys are probably suffering of overdose from Upendra, but can ANYONE beat this dude?Bonus Picture: Scarf, sarong, bandanna, sunglasses, flip flops and frock shirt all competing for my attention. Very few men can carry off high fashion with such class.Related Posts:Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big LoveTollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!Meet Tollywood's hottest - Jagapathibabu PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-25598403320985149932007-02-05T20:08:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:37.047-05:00Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-85520468086088212782007-02-04T23:34:00.000-05:002008-12-10T02:08:37.699-05:00RajniKANT love him enough! Part 2It's isn't rocket science to figure out that we here at PS-ZD have an obsession with Rajnikant. After getting great reviews from Part 1. By popular demand we now have Part 2!!Rajnikant - how can one man have it all?The Grace: look at his flawless posture!The Moves: now is Hrithik really the best dancer?? huh? huh? tell? tell?The Ladies: Check that hot mama! Hat's off bro...The Style: Forget themPolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32676174.post-9671553689297145482007-02-04T00:56:00.000-05:002007-02-16T22:38:54.564-05:00Video:Tollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!For those of you who read our previous post - we have more on Upendra (yes, that's the hottie's name). The song is called "I want to Kiss" and we edited it and added subtitles (we tried!) especially for our readers - turn up the volume and increase your knowledge of geography along with Upendra! Don't forgot to check out a new ground breaking form of globe dancing and costumes.PolkaStripes-ZebraDotshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06875923761096005436noreply@blogger.com1