PolkaStripes-ZebraDots: Bollywood - So bad, that it's GOOD!

"Men make passes at me all the time" says John GAYbraham

2009-07-29T22:43:00.018-04:00

REALLY? I WONDER WHY? Not that's there's anything wrong with being gay or playing gay in a movie, but seriously it may be time for John Abraham to move to Chelsea or STOP posing like a man whore!and maybe he can take SalGAYman Khan along with him.

So You Think You Can Dance? Lamest Bollywood dance video ever!

2009-07-29T19:57:00.008-04:00

This one got us out of hibernation! We are back suckers and we missed you all! If you know the name of this actor or movie, please share!!

Hrithik on America's got talent!

2007-06-21T20:02:00.000-04:00

Check this out!

Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!

2007-04-01T21:47:00.000-04:00

Signs you are going bald:PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his

Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!

2007-04-01T02:00:00.000-04:00

Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?Girls who are boysWho like boys to be girlsWho do boys like they're girlsWho do girls like they're boysla la la la............FYI - MingaRelated Posts:If only a name change could save the ugly in Bollywood....Salman's So(w)rong Party!

Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)

2007-03-24T17:32:00.000-04:00

1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script? 2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda....geez, Govinda and

Rekha ko Dekha?

2007-03-23T19:07:00.000-04:00

Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?\or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to

Shahrukh and Gauri - a little toooo in love?

2007-03-23T11:56:00.000-04:00

Is it just us or did Shahrukh and Gauri Khan look more like twins than a "couple" in their earlieryears of marriage/dating? Check out their painfully coordinated clothing!it's the mickey mouse club! Wooooooooo! YAY!Related Posts:Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans

and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...

2007-03-14T20:38:00.000-04:00

FOR.......introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?Related Posts:Bollywood Brands!Kareena

Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?

2007-03-10T17:16:00.000-05:00

Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?Scarves...?...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.Related Posts:Classic Bollywood

Fatty Boom Boom

2007-03-04T22:46:00.000-05:00

who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)Related Posts:Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance LessonsClassic Bollywood hairstyles

Is laughter really the best medicine?

2007-03-04T22:29:00.000-05:00

not when it's this loud!Related Posts:Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLDAbhishek Bachchan - Fit and FashionableSay Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture4 things we miss about the good old Ash!Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby BDhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated

Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!

2007-03-02T23:35:00.000-05:00

Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to

Bollywood Brands!

2007-02-20T22:46:00.000-05:00

Bollywood stars are increasingly becoming a part of the new global trend of bringing out their own fashion collections and products. Endorsements are so last decade…this is the time for Bollywoood brands!Hrithik and John Abraham are already on their way to launching their signature fashion collections.However, a few aging bollywood stars seem to be going too far in their attempt to cash in on

Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance Lessons

2007-02-20T20:44:00.000-05:00

Rule 1: Dress up, and we mean really "DRESS UP". Make sure the colors within your wardrobe and Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence fight against each other for attention!Rule 2: Open mouth while doing the evergreen HIP THRUSTRule 3: ENGAGE with your audience by being overtly expressive - remember NOTHING should be left to the imagination of the publicRule 4: now DANCE your HEART out - and watch Mr.

Tollywood's Big B!

2007-02-18T18:44:00.000-05:00

D0 ya'll know Suman Shetty?? the Tollywood actor coming in a movie called Andala Amitabh Bachchan?Check this little man preparing for his role in Andala Amitabh Bachchan:Related Posts:Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitansAbhishek Bachchan - Fit and FashionableAmitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...

Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans

2007-02-14T12:02:00.000-05:00

Most of you have probably heard about the media war of words between SRK and Big B that ignited after Khan took over (very succesfully) as the host of Kaun Banega Crorepati (Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire) which was previously hosted by Amitabh Bachchan - so the fight is basically about who is better?Quote from SRK“I’m cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this

Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLD

2007-02-11T18:24:00.000-05:00

is it?Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's

Akshay Kumar - Hairy Potter

2007-02-11T18:03:00.000-05:00

All things said, Akshay Kumar is a fashion trend setter, whether it's this full sleeve spandex t-shirt with a metallic tank top over it, complemented perfectly by this mustard yellow waist high plastic raincoat pantsor when ever so often he catches us off guard in his homeless look...But that's not why we crowned him Hairy Potter, it's because what better than not knowing where your hair ends and

Abhishek Bachchan - Fit and Fashionable

2007-02-10T19:48:00.000-05:00

For those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!Related Posts:Abhishek dating

Shilpa Shetty's date with Tony Blair!

2007-02-10T14:55:00.000-05:00

Since Shilpa Shetty shot to International stardom after Big Brother, her mother has started looking for a groom for Shilpa, but even though the world wants to marry Shilpa who does she want to marry? Our bet is on Tony Blair, seeing that she requested to specially meet him and later said that he was "very kind".Bottom line yo....we want Blair to be "kinder" to Shetty so we'd have the privilege to

Upendra - Fashon Week Video

2007-02-08T22:01:00.000-05:00

OK, i know you guys are probably suffering of overdose from Upendra, but can ANYONE beat this dude?Bonus Picture: Scarf, sarong, bandanna, sunglasses, flip flops and frock shirt all competing for my attention. Very few men can carry off high fashion with such class.Related Posts:Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big LoveTollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!Meet Tollywood's hottest - Jagapathibabu

Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...

2007-02-05T20:08:00.000-05:00

Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/

RajniKANT love him enough! Part 2

2007-02-04T23:34:00.000-05:00

It's isn't rocket science to figure out that we here at PS-ZD have an obsession with Rajnikant. After getting great reviews from Part 1. By popular demand we now have Part 2!!Rajnikant - how can one man have it all?The Grace: look at his flawless posture!The Moves: now is Hrithik really the best dancer?? huh? huh? tell? tell?The Ladies: Check that hot mama! Hat's off bro...The Style: Forget them

Video:Tollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!

2007-02-04T00:56:00.000-05:00

For those of you who read our previous post - we have more on Upendra (yes, that's the hottie's name). The song is called "I want to Kiss" and we edited it and added subtitles (we tried!) especially for our readers - turn up the volume and increase your knowledge of geography along with Upendra! Don't forgot to check out a new ground breaking form of globe dancing and costumes.

Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Love

2007-02-03T19:29:00.000-05:00

Shilpa you might have won Big Brother, but can you PLEASE tell us who this hottie with you is? Is he the same gorgeous sonovabitch who gave you those classy Bata shoes?I can't believe you're sitting so close to him and can smell his sweet sweet perfume!!!Don't I just wanna die? HAND-ON-HOTMAN'S-CHEST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!pheww.....heart heart heart!Related Posts:Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Fro

Say Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture

2007-02-03T16:37:00.000-05:00

We couldn't make this up! Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has married a tree to overcome astrological differences with her fiancé Abhishek BachchanHowever, knowing Ash she couldn't settle for just any tree, so she married Treebeard, the great sheperd of the forest in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Trust me, Treebeard isn't your regular easy going sorta tree after his LOTR fame, but for Ash

Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Fro

2007-02-01T21:32:00.000-05:00

Shilpa Shetty has become a million dollar baby after she got racially attacked and won the UK celeb-reality show Big Brother - does that mean she will not be wrapping up her "WTF"portfolio??? That thought made me pee a little...What about this i-am-not-sure-if-this-little-girl-getup-makes-me-look-sexy-or-creepyand this do-you-think-this-is-a-standard-modeling-pose?and how can we not mention the

4 things we miss about the good old Ash!

2007-01-30T23:35:00.000-05:00

1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace3. The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!Related Posts:Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby BDhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated

Shantaram - straight up with a twist and extra olives!

2007-01-30T21:48:00.000-05:00

Amitabh Bachchan recently signed up to act with Johnny Depp in Mira Nair's next film "Shantaram", based on the epic novel by Gregory David Roberts ....but do we think Big B will settle for a script with such little screen time? Big B....we can't stand this and are offering to re-write the script for you (even though we know you are a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean)We think the movie should

Salman Khan Vs. Akshay Kumar - Battle of the Spandex

2007-01-30T18:26:00.000-05:00

Let's call it: Spandex 2.0 Related Posts:Akshay Kumar's Rapper's Delight Portfolio!Salman's So(w)rong Party!

Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby B!

2007-01-28T17:55:00.000-05:00

What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien Related Posts:Dhoom 3: The Domestication of Ash

Dhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated..

2007-01-27T22:48:00.000-05:00

Amitabh Bachchan said in an interview broadcast recently that he considers his future daughter-in-law, Aishwarya Rai, "a lot simpler than what is made out of her. She's a very simple girl, very traditional. She's also very domesticated."Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRRPost - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)Related Posts

Salman's So(w)rong Party!

2007-01-27T19:21:00.000-05:00

Trousers, Jeans and Shirts are SOOO LAST YEAR!We present to you a sneak peek into Salman Khan's Summer 2007 Sarong Collection1. The Traditional/Ethnic Sarong: Perfect for occasions such as weddings, prayer meetings, visiting your girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage, independence day/flag hoisting celebrations - a matching traditional scarf is the perfect

The Insult Dogs - Rajnikant & Triumph

2007-01-27T12:42:00.000-05:00

"May the Force be with you... for me... to POOP on."Related Post:Rajnikant VideosRajniKANT love him enough!

Akshay Kumar's Rapper's Delight Portfolio!

2007-01-21T20:29:00.000-05:00

Why you doggin' me like that yo? Don't make me come ovah there bitch...Werd up! check out ma pimp-tight body, ma hair-sproutin' chest and ma gear!Related Posts: Salman Khan Vs. Akshay Kumar - Battle of the Spandex

Anil Kapoor: Bollywood Jungle Fever Part Deux

2007-01-21T18:44:00.000-05:00

"I'm bringing hairy backThem other boys don't know why you wax?"***MUST CLICK ON PICTURE TO SEE FULL SIZE!Them dat dig this shizz, check out Jungle Fever Part One!

Classic Bollywood hairstyles..

2007-01-21T18:27:00.000-05:00

Feel free to go to your salon and ask for...Twinkle Khanna & Antara Mali's famous... Sridevi's glamorous..Saif Ali Khan & Shahrukh Khan's funky...Big B's killer style.. and a true class-act... Bappida's

Antara Mali's - 5 step 'Fit & Fabulous' Workout

2007-01-20T16:13:00.000-05:00

Location is key, and to make sure you overcome your fear of balance, start exercising at the edge of a cliff - this will assure that you won't lose your balance later.Workout clothes: To increase resistance and build strength, Antara recommends wearing no shoes and encourages us to 'be creative' and 'accessorize' with workout attire. Dig out all those handkerchiefs, feathers, fishnet scarves,

Meet Tollywood's hottest - Jagapathibabu and his posse!

2007-01-19T19:29:00.000-05:00

Wet Saree Contestants OR Wardrobe Malfunctions?

2007-01-18T15:41:00.000-05:00

Bollywood Jungle Fever: I call dibbs on this hunk!

2007-01-17T14:36:00.000-05:00

Indiatimes' picks for Handsome Men. No contest, the one and only Anil Kapoor***MUST CLICK ON PICTURE TO SEE FULL SIZE!Related Posts:Bollywood Jungle Fever Part Deux

Video: NBC Tech Support in India (Late Night with Conan O'brien)

2007-01-17T11:36:00.000-05:00

If only a name change could save the ugly in Bollywood....

2007-01-16T15:45:00.000-05:00

FUGLY # 1: Suniel (Sunil) Shetty FUGLY # 2: Riteish (Ritesh) Deshmukh...FUGLY # 3....Karisma (Karishma) Kapoor...just a whole load of ugggly! pronounced Karizma

Big B's Anatomy

2007-01-15T18:25:00.001-05:00

Video: Brit-Indian William Hung

2007-01-15T17:35:00.000-05:00

Tunak Tunak Tun - by any chance is Daler Mehndi looking for a backup vocalist?

Video: #1 Karaoke pick of the day! Tick Tick Tick

2007-01-14T22:46:00.000-05:00

[Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow.. it's too late] x2You pick the time.. [Tick tick tick tick tick tick, a-tick tick tick tick tick tick] x2 DAAAARLEENG!! Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow..it's too late. [Instrumental/dance break] Deed you say maarrrning? No No.. it's naat good Deed you say yevening? No No..It's too bhad! Deed you say noon?

Video: Mini Me - Bollywood Style

2007-01-14T18:12:00.000-05:00

Can anyone moonwalk like this dude?...and here's a bonus bitchslap!

SriDevi of all Fashion

2007-01-13T20:26:00.000-05:00

Cher - whad'ya say? Wanna try some thing fun for the next Oscars? I'd recommend mixing it up - slap that gorgeous blue hat on the pretty pink number.

Kids these days, I tell ya!

2007-01-13T17:03:00.000-05:00

Vivek, quit taking Buster to your barber! And Buster, put out the Bidi now!and Sorry Mr. White Wizard, but i did expect more from you

RajniKANT love him enough!

2007-01-12T16:24:00.000-05:00

Whether it's lighting a cigarette with a gun in mid-air, catching a bullet with his teeth/hand or using the lets-throw-mirror-in-air-to-see-reflection-of-enemy-to-kill him - but most importantly, I miss the days when Rajni made rattlesnake scarves SOOO IN along with various other memorable fashion statements!

CHUBBYshek Bachchan

2007-01-11T17:16:00.000-05:00

Dude.... get a treadmill or dumbbells or something, for gawd's sake!

Hollywood: Can you handle Hrithik?

2007-01-10T20:09:00.000-05:00

Bollywood superstar Hrithik Roshan's father believes his son will "surely go to Hollywood" - and why not? To all the Hollywood big wigs out there, you really need to bring in your A game before heading down 'Hrithik-lane', here are the top 5 tips:5. The Wardrobe: Think Fabio, Michael Bolton...Unlike most Hollywood actors, Hrithik is a proud straight man who is not afraid to look 'fabulous!' - so

May I have your attention please? Will the Real Hrithik Roshan please stand up?

2007-01-10T17:56:00.000-05:00

I repeat, will the real Beavis please stand up?

A bit under dressed, wouldn't you say?

2007-01-10T11:23:00.000-05:00

The feather in Amitabh Bachchan's (a.k.a big cry abby baby - Bollywood's superstar) hat just doesn't seem long enough, nwah? a couple of inches longer and it would be just puurrrfect (ease for causing beautiful disasters, such as getting strangled!!!)and oh... the desi Jack-Sparrow pirate look, one would NEVER figure....Related Posts:Big B offered a movie with the Pirate himself, Johnny Depp