PolkaStripes-ZebraDots: Bollywood - So bad, that it's GOOD!

miscellaneous, random, aimless, FABULOUS Bollywood

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

"Men make passes at me all the time" says John GAYbraham

REALLY? I WONDER WHY? Not that's there's anything wrong with being gay or playing gay in a movie, but seriously it may be time for John Abraham to move to Chelsea or STOP posing like a man whore!

and maybe he can take SalGAYman Khan along with him.

So You Think You Can Dance? Lamest Bollywood dance video ever!

This one got us out of hibernation! We are back suckers and we missed you all!

If you know the name of this actor or movie, please share!!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Hrithik on America's got talent!

Check this out!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!

Signs you are going bald:
PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"
Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..
Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...

Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his M-shape receding hairline.

We suggest that Akshay remove the mesh of hair ball covering his Adam's apple and get it relocated to his poor balding areas

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Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!

Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....
Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
la la la la............

FYI - Minga

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)

1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"

....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script?

2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda

....geez, Govinda and Karishma again! - I am not sure who watched their crap 10 years ago and I am not sure who's gonna wanna watch it now...LOSERS 2.0!

3. "Kareena is better than Britney Spears" says Tusshar Kapoor.

Is that a compliment or an insult?
....Tushar either you are a complete jackass, or just retardedly unaware!

4. "I thank god for allowing me to look like this" - says Esha Deol.

...Esha, yes, thank god for allowing you to look like.... she-MALE!

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Rekha ko Dekha?

Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....

she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???

or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?

or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to accessorize and will not settle for anything less than an entire gold mine worth of jewels?

Honestly, if you asked us, we think it's because she'd make a extremely fierce fisherman!

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