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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Hollywood: Can you handle Hrithik?

Bollywood superstar Hrithik Roshan's father believes his son will "surely go to Hollywood" - and why not?

To all the Hollywood big wigs out there, you really need to bring in your A game before heading down 'Hrithik-lane', here are the top 5 tips:

5. The Wardrobe: Think Fabio, Michael Bolton...

Unlike most Hollywood actors, Hrithik is a proud straight man who is not afraid to look 'fabulous!' - so throw in all your baby pinks and blues, peaches, lavenders, pastels and get ready to partay!

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4. The directing

The director needs t0 capture Hrithik's range of skills as an actor.....from his ability to flex his biceps, blink, fight with his shirt on, strike a pose, smile, fight with his shirt off, laugh, cry and dance (all in the same scene)! and still looking FABULOUS-O!

3. China Shooting Ban

Because filming in Shangai and Hong Kong made my eyes turn into "tiny slits" like the "Chinese"

2. No kissy kissy (or hike up that legal budget!)

For offending Indian culture for kissing on screen

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And the Number ONE tip…

1. Don't forget the Thumb (it's a package deal!)

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1 comment:

trupti said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.