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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

4 things we miss about the good old Ash!

1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit

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2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace

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3.
The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes

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4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!

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Shantaram - straight up with a twist and extra olives!

Amitabh Bachchan recently signed up to act with Johnny Depp in Mira Nair's next film "Shantaram", based on the epic novel by Gregory David Roberts ....but do we think Big B will settle for a script with such little screen time? Big B....we can't stand this and are offering to re-write the script for you (even though we know you are a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean)

We think the movie should follow the adventures of a convicted Australian bank robber and heroin addict (still played by Johnny Depp) who escapes from prison to Bombay, India, where he meets and falls in love with a mafia don, Kadherbhai (played by Amitabh Bachchan). The movie depicts a complex emotional and sexual 'east meets west' romantic drama between two powerful men caught between Bollywood glam and Bombay gang wars.

Look out for this blockbuster to hit theaters in 2008! Here's the poster art for starters:

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Salman Khan Vs. Akshay Kumar - Battle of the Spandex

Let's call it: Spandex 2.0

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby B!

What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)

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I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)

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Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Dhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated..

Amitabh Bachchan said in an interview broadcast recently that he considers his future daughter-in-law, Aishwarya Rai, "a lot simpler than what is made out of her. She's a very simple girl, very traditional. She's also very domesticated."

Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)

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Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRR

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Post - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)

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Salman's So(w)rong Party!

Trousers, Jeans and Shirts are SOOO LAST YEAR!

We present to you a sneak peek into Salman Khan's Summer 2007 Sarong Collection

1. The Traditional/Ethnic Sarong: Perfect for occasions such as weddings, prayer meetings, visiting your girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage, independence day/flag hoisting celebrations - a matching traditional scarf is the perfect accessory.

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2. The Formal Sarong: Perfect for dates, black tie events, award functions, graduation ceremonies, board meetings - throw in a fishnet top to give it that OOMPH!

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3. The Club Wear Party Sarong: Perfect to meet the ladies, get your groove on, get jiggy widdit - oh and don't forget to add on the 30 pound oxidized metal necklace to get some extra lovin'

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4. The Classic Beach Sarong: Do i need to say more? You gotta get this thang!

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The Insult Dogs - Rajnikant & Triumph

"May the Force be with you... for me... to POOP on."

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Akshay Kumar's Rapper's Delight Portfolio!



Why you doggin' me like that yo? Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
Werd up! check out ma pimp-tight body, ma hair-sproutin' chest and ma gear!



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Anil Kapoor: Bollywood Jungle Fever Part Deux

"I'm bringing hairy back
Them other boys don't know why you wax?"

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Them dat dig this shizz, check out Jungle Fever Part One!

Classic Bollywood hairstyles..

Feel free to go to your salon and ask for...

Twinkle Khanna & Antara Mali's famous...
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Sridevi's glamorous..
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Saif Ali Khan & Shahrukh Khan's funky...
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Big B's killer style.. and a true class-act... Bappida's
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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Antara Mali's - 5 step 'Fit & Fabulous' Workout

Location is key, and to make sure you overcome your fear of balance, start exercising at the edge of a cliff - this will assure that you won't lose your balance later.

Workout clothes: To increase resistance and build strength, Antara recommends wearing no shoes and encourages us to 'be creative' and 'accessorize' with workout attire. Dig out all those handkerchiefs, feathers, fishnet scarves, beeds, etc

Step 1: Find a big rock to start a few seated stretches...move closer to the edge of the cliff and balance on one foot
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One way to strengthen your core muscles is to do core exercises with an Abhishek Bachchan. If you're a beginner, consider a softer/chubbier Abhi since the repetitions will be less difficult. For advanced level, try using a more toned Abhi, which is a tough find - but keep the spirit and don't lose hope.

Step 2: Place Abhi on your right, while you complete 50 sit ups (Antara prefers to go Commando for this one)
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Step 3: Push and Lift your body forward until your entire body weight is on Abhi. Hold this position for three deep breaths and return to start position and repeat 10 times. Remember, in order to evenly balance body weight wear 2 dozen bangles and wrap a long scarf around your body.
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Step 4:
Now, make sure Abhi is behind you, thrust your entire body onto him and flex your legs and hands in coordination with his. Once again, in order to not gravitate too much towards the ground - make sure your have you hair done up in bunny ears to help elevation.
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Step 5 and final:
Place Abhi on the floor, lie with your back on him and rest one leg on the floor and push the other gently up in the air. Before doing this last routine, make sure you take off all that exercise gear and wrap a red scarf around your body.

PHEW....

Friday, January 19, 2007

Meet Tollywood's hottest - Jagapathibabu and his posse!

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Wet Saree Contestants OR Wardrobe Malfunctions?

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Bollywood Jungle Fever: I call dibbs on this hunk!

Indiatimes' picks for Handsome Men. No contest, the one and only Anil Kapoor
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

If only a name change could save the ugly in Bollywood....

FUGLY # 1: Suniel (Sunil) Shetty
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FUGLY # 2: Riteish (Ritesh) Deshmukh...
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FUGLY # 3....Karisma (Karishma) Kapoor...just a whole load of ugggly! pronounced Karizma
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