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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!

Signs you are going bald:
PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"
Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..
Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...

Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his M-shape receding hairline.

We suggest that Akshay remove the mesh of hair ball covering his Adam's apple and get it relocated to his poor balding areas

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Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!

Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....
Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
la la la la............

FYI - Minga

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