Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLD

is it?

Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's belly)



Anyway we decided to make a prediction of our own-just cause it seemed easy! Ever wonder what Ash will look like at age 70?



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Say Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture

We couldn't make this up! Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has married a tree to overcome astrological differences with her fiancé Abhishek Bachchan

However, knowing Ash she couldn't settle for just any tree, so she married Treebeard, the great sheperd of the forest in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Trust me, Treebeard isn't your regular easy going sorta tree after his LOTR fame, but for Ash he even put on a turban without saying a peep - now that's what I call a match made in heaven!



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4 things we miss about the good old Ash!

1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit



2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace



3. The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes



4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!



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What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)


I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)


Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien

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Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)



Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRR



Post - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)



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