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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLD

is it?

Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's belly)

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Anyway we decided to make a prediction of our own-just cause it seemed easy! Ever wonder what Ash will look like at age 70?

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Abhishek Bachchan - Fit and Fashionable

For those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!

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I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!



Monday, February 05, 2007

Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...

Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!

....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/on feature for Karan Johar and Manish Malhotra) and swept Aby Baby from underneath Ash's feet - well, Ash is happily married anyway - to a tree, of course!

Shahrukh and Abhishek were spotted looking pretty cozy and fabulously ghastly at a recent party!! We can't believe this sudden transformation, check it out for yourselves!!

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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Say Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture

We couldn't make this up! Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has married a tree to overcome astrological differences with her fiancé Abhishek Bachchan

However, knowing Ash she couldn't settle for just any tree, so she married Treebeard, the great sheperd of the forest in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Trust me, Treebeard isn't your regular easy going sorta tree after his LOTR fame, but for Ash he even put on a turban without saying a peep - now that's what I call a match made in heaven!

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby B!

What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)

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I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)

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Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Dhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated..

Amitabh Bachchan said in an interview broadcast recently that he considers his future daughter-in-law, Aishwarya Rai, "a lot simpler than what is made out of her. She's a very simple girl, very traditional. She's also very domesticated."

Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)

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Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRR

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Post - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Antara Mali's - 5 step 'Fit & Fabulous' Workout

Location is key, and to make sure you overcome your fear of balance, start exercising at the edge of a cliff - this will assure that you won't lose your balance later.

Workout clothes: To increase resistance and build strength, Antara recommends wearing no shoes and encourages us to 'be creative' and 'accessorize' with workout attire. Dig out all those handkerchiefs, feathers, fishnet scarves, beeds, etc

Step 1: Find a big rock to start a few seated stretches...move closer to the edge of the cliff and balance on one foot
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One way to strengthen your core muscles is to do core exercises with an Abhishek Bachchan. If you're a beginner, consider a softer/chubbier Abhi since the repetitions will be less difficult. For advanced level, try using a more toned Abhi, which is a tough find - but keep the spirit and don't lose hope.

Step 2: Place Abhi on your right, while you complete 50 sit ups (Antara prefers to go Commando for this one)
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Step 3: Push and Lift your body forward until your entire body weight is on Abhi. Hold this position for three deep breaths and return to start position and repeat 10 times. Remember, in order to evenly balance body weight wear 2 dozen bangles and wrap a long scarf around your body.
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Step 4:
Now, make sure Abhi is behind you, thrust your entire body onto him and flex your legs and hands in coordination with his. Once again, in order to not gravitate too much towards the ground - make sure your have you hair done up in bunny ears to help elevation.
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Step 5 and final:
Place Abhi on the floor, lie with your back on him and rest one leg on the floor and push the other gently up in the air. Before doing this last routine, make sure you take off all that exercise gear and wrap a red scarf around your body.

PHEW....

Thursday, January 11, 2007

CHUBBYshek Bachchan

Dude.... get a treadmill or dumbbells or something, for gawd's sake!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

A bit under dressed, wouldn't you say?

The feather in Amitabh Bachchan's (a.k.a big cry abby baby - Bollywood's superstar) hat just doesn't seem long enough, nwah? a couple of inches longer and it would be just puurrrfect (ease for causing beautiful disasters, such as getting strangled!!!)

and oh... the desi Jack-Sparrow pirate look, one would NEVER figure....


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