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Friday, March 02, 2007

Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!





Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!

The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to gloss up the project.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Rambo (Stallone) is living a boring lifestyle in Bangkok as a pimp, When a group of volunteers bringing ummmm...'Ho's' into India disappears. A relative of one of the missing girls (Hrithik Roshan) begs Rambo to find them. They head off determined to rescue those that have been taken...Song, dance and drama ensues!

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May I have your attention please? Will the Real Hrithik please stand up!

Monday, January 15, 2007

Video: Brit-Indian William Hung




Tunak Tunak Tun - by any chance is Daler Mehndi looking for a backup vocalist?



Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Hollywood: Can you handle Hrithik?

Bollywood superstar Hrithik Roshan's father believes his son will "surely go to Hollywood" - and why not?

To all the Hollywood big wigs out there, you really need to bring in your A game before heading down 'Hrithik-lane', here are the top 5 tips:

5. The Wardrobe: Think Fabio, Michael Bolton...

Unlike most Hollywood actors, Hrithik is a proud straight man who is not afraid to look 'fabulous!' - so throw in all your baby pinks and blues, peaches, lavenders, pastels and get ready to partay!

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4. The directing

The director needs t0 capture Hrithik's range of skills as an actor.....from his ability to flex his biceps, blink, fight with his shirt on, strike a pose, smile, fight with his shirt off, laugh, cry and dance (all in the same scene)! and still looking FABULOUS-O!

3. China Shooting Ban

Because filming in Shangai and Hong Kong made my eyes turn into "tiny slits" like the "Chinese"

2. No kissy kissy (or hike up that legal budget!)

For offending Indian culture for kissing on screen

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And the Number ONE tip…

1. Don't forget the Thumb (it's a package deal!)

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May I have your attention please? Will the Real Hrithik Roshan please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Beavis please stand up?