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Friday, March 02, 2007

Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!





Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!

The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to gloss up the project.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Rambo (Stallone) is living a boring lifestyle in Bangkok as a pimp, When a group of volunteers bringing ummmm...'Ho's' into India disappears. A relative of one of the missing girls (Hrithik Roshan) begs Rambo to find them. They head off determined to rescue those that have been taken...Song, dance and drama ensues!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

SriDevi of all Fashion

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Friday, January 12, 2007

RajniKANT love him enough!

Whether it's lighting a cigarette with a gun in mid-air, catching a bullet with his teeth/hand or using the lets-throw-mirror-in-air-to-see-reflection-of-enemy-to-kill him - but most importantly, I miss the days when Rajni made rattlesnake scarves SOOO IN along with various other memorable fashion statements!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Hollywood: Can you handle Hrithik?

Bollywood superstar Hrithik Roshan's father believes his son will "surely go to Hollywood" - and why not?

To all the Hollywood big wigs out there, you really need to bring in your A game before heading down 'Hrithik-lane', here are the top 5 tips:

5. The Wardrobe: Think Fabio, Michael Bolton...

Unlike most Hollywood actors, Hrithik is a proud straight man who is not afraid to look 'fabulous!' - so throw in all your baby pinks and blues, peaches, lavenders, pastels and get ready to partay!

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4. The directing

The director needs t0 capture Hrithik's range of skills as an actor.....from his ability to flex his biceps, blink, fight with his shirt on, strike a pose, smile, fight with his shirt off, laugh, cry and dance (all in the same scene)! and still looking FABULOUS-O!

3. China Shooting Ban

Because filming in Shangai and Hong Kong made my eyes turn into "tiny slits" like the "Chinese"

2. No kissy kissy (or hike up that legal budget!)

For offending Indian culture for kissing on screen

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And the Number ONE tip…

1. Don't forget the Thumb (it's a package deal!)

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A bit under dressed, wouldn't you say?

The feather in Amitabh Bachchan's (a.k.a big cry abby baby - Bollywood's superstar) hat just doesn't seem long enough, nwah? a couple of inches longer and it would be just puurrrfect (ease for causing beautiful disasters, such as getting strangled!!!)

and oh... the desi Jack-Sparrow pirate look, one would NEVER figure....


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