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Sunday, February 04, 2007

Video:Tollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!

For those of you who read our previous post - we have more on Upendra (yes, that's the hottie's name). The song is called "I want to Kiss" and we edited it and added subtitles (we tried!) especially for our readers - turn up the volume and increase your knowledge of geography along with Upendra! Don't forgot to check out a new ground breaking form of globe dancing and costumes.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Love

Shilpa you might have won Big Brother, but can you PLEASE tell us who this hottie with you is? Is he the same gorgeous sonovabitch who gave you those classy Bata shoes?

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I can't believe you're sitting so close to him and can smell his sweet sweet perfume!!!

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Don't I just wanna die? HAND-ON-HOTMAN'S-CHEST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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pheww.....heart heart heart!

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Say Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture

We couldn't make this up! Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has married a tree to overcome astrological differences with her fiancé Abhishek Bachchan

However, knowing Ash she couldn't settle for just any tree, so she married Treebeard, the great sheperd of the forest in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Trust me, Treebeard isn't your regular easy going sorta tree after his LOTR fame, but for Ash he even put on a turban without saying a peep - now that's what I call a match made in heaven!

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Fro

Shilpa Shetty has become a million dollar baby after she got racially attacked and won the UK celeb-reality show Big Brother - does that mean she will not be wrapping up her "WTF"portfolio??? That thought made me pee a little...

What about this i-am-not-sure-if-this-little-girl-getup-makes-me-look-sexy-or-creepy

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and this do-you-think-this-is-a-standard-modeling-pose?

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and how can we not mention the MASSIVE-WTF-was-she-thinking?

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WTF = WHAT THE FUCK

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

4 things we miss about the good old Ash!

1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit

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2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace

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3.
The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes

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4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!

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Shantaram - straight up with a twist and extra olives!

Amitabh Bachchan recently signed up to act with Johnny Depp in Mira Nair's next film "Shantaram", based on the epic novel by Gregory David Roberts ....but do we think Big B will settle for a script with such little screen time? Big B....we can't stand this and are offering to re-write the script for you (even though we know you are a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean)

We think the movie should follow the adventures of a convicted Australian bank robber and heroin addict (still played by Johnny Depp) who escapes from prison to Bombay, India, where he meets and falls in love with a mafia don, Kadherbhai (played by Amitabh Bachchan). The movie depicts a complex emotional and sexual 'east meets west' romantic drama between two powerful men caught between Bollywood glam and Bombay gang wars.

Look out for this blockbuster to hit theaters in 2008! Here's the poster art for starters:

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Salman Khan Vs. Akshay Kumar - Battle of the Spandex

Let's call it: Spandex 2.0

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