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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans

Most of you have probably heard about the media war of words between SRK and Big B that ignited after Khan took over (very succesfully) as the host of Kaun Banega Crorepati (Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire) which was previously hosted by Amitabh Bachchan - so the fight is basically about who is better?

Quote from SRK

“I’m cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this is mine."

"Cool" do you even need to ask? HAVE you SEEN my official brand ambassador pose for Tag?

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"Hip" cause I drive with my pinkies facing UP!! now if thats not hip I don't know what is...

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"Sexy" even with milk gurgling outta my mouth!

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"Smart"
cause I prefer to relax on a rock rather than a couch!

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"Young"
screw this! go ask Big B(ully) if he can like do bench presses by placing his stomach on a stool while balancing a 20lb metal ball on his calves!

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Quote from Big B

“If you want to do an honest comparison, you should wait for him to get to 65"

OK SRK, it's time for WAR!

For 65, I am pretty damn flexible

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At 65, let me see YOU graduate!

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At 65, let's see if YOU have any of these sweet honies by YOUR side!


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At 65
, let's see if YOUR son lets you make out with HIS
fiancée!!!

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A bit under dressed, wouldn't you say?

6 comments:

babasko said...

dear wonderful PolkaStripes-ZebraDots!

Thanks for loving my blog. You have no idea how very much I love your Blog right back.

Oh and on the warfront...long live the king!!

Anonymous said...

i need to be anonymous because i don't think the frat would appreciate me commenting on your blog BUT i secretly LOVE it!

Cow Tse Tung said...

OMFG. Shoerack in classical Indian dance pose for Swiss watch. I *need* the original. :-P Am I allowed to flick images off your blog ;-)

Anonymous said...

by far the funniest coverage on SRK Vs. Big B so far...you rock!

jackman said...

agree with anonymous, hey PS-ZD can you send me an email...let's chat

abdullah said...

amitabh bachchan was one of the most influencial actors in BOLLYWOOD once.But shahrukh khan now is on the throne.even SRK is more successful and popular than any other actors in the history of lndian cinema.SRK is always respectful to BIG B.But BIG B can't keep her seniority because the sycophants fuelled him.