Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!

Signs you are going bald:
PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"
Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..
Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...

Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his M-shape receding hairline.

We suggest that Akshay remove the mesh of hair ball covering his Adam's apple and get it relocated to his poor balding areas



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Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!

Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....
Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
la la la la............



FYI - Minga

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Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)

1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"

....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script?



2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda

....geez, Govinda and Karishma again! - I am not sure who watched their crap 10 years ago and I am not sure who's gonna wanna watch it now...LOSERS 2.0!



3. "Kareena is better than Britney Spears" says Tusshar Kapoor.

Is that a compliment or an insult? ....Tushar either you are a complete jackass, or just retardedly unaware!



4. "I thank god for allowing me to look like this" - says Esha Deol.

...Esha, yes, thank god for allowing you to look like.... she-MALE!


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Rekha ko Dekha?

Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....

she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???



or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?
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or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to accessorize and will not settle for anything less than an entire gold mine worth of jewels?



Honestly, if you asked us, we think it's because she'd make a extremely fierce fisherman!



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and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...

FOR.......




introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!
...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?



showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!
...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!


and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!
...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?



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Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?

Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!



....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?



Scarves...?



...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.



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Fatty Boom Boom

who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!
ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?

yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)



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Is laughter really the best medicine?

not when it's this loud!



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Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance Lessons

Rule 1: Dress up, and we mean really "DRESS UP". Make sure the colors within your wardrobe and Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence fight against each other for attention!



Rule 2: Open mouth while doing the evergreen HIP THRUST



Rule 3: ENGAGE with your audience by being overtly expressive - remember NOTHING should be left to the imagination of the public



Rule 4: now DANCE your HEART out - and watch Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence transform before your eyes into Dr. gold pants! (and you thought David Copperfield was an illusionist! like w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r!"



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Tollywood's Big B!

D0 ya'll know Suman Shetty?? the Tollywood actor coming in a movie called Andala Amitabh Bachchan?

Check this little man preparing for his role in Andala Amitabh Bachchan:









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Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans

Most of you have probably heard about the media war of words between SRK and Big B that ignited after Khan took over (very succesfully) as the host of Kaun Banega Crorepati (Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire) which was previously hosted by Amitabh Bachchan - so the fight is basically about who is better?

Quote from SRK

“I’m cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this is mine."

"Cool" do you even need to ask? HAVE you SEEN my official brand ambassador pose for Tag?



"Hip" cause I drive with my pinkies facing UP!! now if thats not hip I don't know what is...



"Sexy" even with milk gurgling outta my mouth!



"Smart" cause I prefer to relax on a rock rather than a couch!



"Young" screw this! go ask Big B(ully) if he can like do bench presses by placing his stomach on a stool while balancing a 20lb metal ball on his calves!



Quote from Big B

“If you want to do an honest comparison, you should wait for him to get to 65"

OK SRK, it's time for WAR!

For 65, I am pretty damn flexible



At 65, let me see YOU graduate!



At 65, let's see if YOU have any of these sweet honies by YOUR side!



At 65, let's see if YOUR son lets you make out with HIS fiancée!!!




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A bit under dressed, wouldn't you say?