Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!

Signs you are going bald:
PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"
Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..
Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...

Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his M-shape receding hairline.

We suggest that Akshay remove the mesh of hair ball covering his Adam's apple and get it relocated to his poor balding areas



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Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!

Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....
Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
la la la la............



FYI - Minga

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Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)

1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"

....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script?



2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda

....geez, Govinda and Karishma again! - I am not sure who watched their crap 10 years ago and I am not sure who's gonna wanna watch it now...LOSERS 2.0!



3. "Kareena is better than Britney Spears" says Tusshar Kapoor.

Is that a compliment or an insult? ....Tushar either you are a complete jackass, or just retardedly unaware!



4. "I thank god for allowing me to look like this" - says Esha Deol.

...Esha, yes, thank god for allowing you to look like.... she-MALE!


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Rekha ko Dekha?

Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....

she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???



or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?
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or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to accessorize and will not settle for anything less than an entire gold mine worth of jewels?



Honestly, if you asked us, we think it's because she'd make a extremely fierce fisherman!



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and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...

FOR.......




introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!
...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?



showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!
...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!


and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!
...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?



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Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?

Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!



....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?



Scarves...?



...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.



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Fatty Boom Boom

who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!
ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?

yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)



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Is laughter really the best medicine?

not when it's this loud!



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Akshay Kumar - Hairy Potter

All things said, Akshay Kumar is a fashion trend setter, whether it's this full sleeve spandex t-shirt with a metallic tank top over it, complemented perfectly by this mustard yellow waist high plastic raincoat pants



or when ever so often he catches us off guard in his homeless look...



But that's not why we crowned him Hairy Potter, it's because what better than not knowing where your hair ends and shirt begins? Seamless, yes, Seamless...



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For those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!



I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!

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Bottom line yo....we want Blair to be "kinder" to Shetty so we'd have the privilege to see their tiny royal offspring - let's call her Little Highness Shetty Blair

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Upendra - Fashon Week Video

OK, i know you guys are probably suffering of overdose from Upendra, but can ANYONE beat this dude?



Bonus Picture: Scarf, sarong, bandanna, sunglasses, flip flops and frock shirt all competing for my attention. Very few men can carry off high fashion with such class.



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Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...

Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!

....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/on feature for Karan Johar and Manish Malhotra) and swept Aby Baby from underneath Ash's feet - well, Ash is happily married anyway - to a tree, of course!

Shahrukh and Abhishek were spotted looking pretty cozy and fabulously ghastly at a recent party!! We can't believe this sudden transformation, check it out for yourselves!!





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RajniKANT love him enough! Part 2

It's isn't rocket science to figure out that we here at PS-ZD have an obsession with Rajnikant. After getting great reviews from Part 1. By popular demand we now have Part 2!!

Rajnikant - how can one man have it all?

The Grace: look at his flawless posture!



The Moves: now is Hrithik really the best dancer?? huh? huh? tell? tell?



The Ladies: Check that hot mama! Hat's off bro...



The Style: Forget them mom jeans, have you seen the dad pants??


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Video:Tollywood Karaoke with Upendra, the hottie!

For those of you who read our previous post - we have more on Upendra (yes, that's the hottie's name). The song is called "I want to Kiss" and we edited it and added subtitles (we tried!) especially for our readers - turn up the volume and increase your knowledge of geography along with Upendra! Don't forgot to check out a new ground breaking form of globe dancing and costumes.

Shilpa Shetty's Big Bro, Big Love

Shilpa you might have won Big Brother, but can you PLEASE tell us who this hottie with you is? Is he the same gorgeous sonovabitch who gave you those classy Bata shoes?



I can't believe you're sitting so close to him and can smell his sweet sweet perfume!!!



Don't I just wanna die? HAND-ON-HOTMAN'S-CHEST? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



pheww.....heart heart heart!



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