REALLY? I WONDER WHY? Not that's there's anything wrong with being gay or playing gay in a movie, but seriously it may be time for John Abraham to move to Chelsea or STOP posing like a man whore!
and maybe he can take SalGAYman Khan along with him.
Trousers, Jeans and Shirts are SOOO LAST YEAR!
We present to you a sneak peek into Salman Khan's Summer 2007 Sarong Collection
1. The Traditional/Ethnic Sarong: Perfect for occasions such as weddings, prayer meetings, visiting your girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage, independence day/flag hoisting celebrations - a matching traditional scarf is the perfect accessory.
2. The Formal Sarong: Perfect for dates, black tie events, award functions, graduation ceremonies, board meetings - throw in a fishnet top to give it that OOMPH!
3. The Club Wear Party Sarong: Perfect to meet the ladies, get your groove on, get jiggy widdit - oh and don't forget to add on the 30 pound oxidized metal necklace to get some extra lovin'
4. The Classic Beach Sarong: Do i need to say more? You gotta get this thang!
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[Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow.. it's too late] x2
You pick the time.. [Tick tick tick tick tick tick, a-tick tick tick tick tick tick] x2 DAAAARLEENG!! Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow..it's too late. [Instrumental/dance break] Deed you say maarrrning? No No.. it's naat good Deed you say yevening? No No..It's too bhad! Deed you say noon? Oh nooo it's not the time! Whaaat did you saaaay? Hey Whaaat did you saaay? Nothing??? Oh it's aaalright! (!??!)
The feather in Amitabh Bachchan's (a.k.a big cry abby baby - Bollywood's superstar) hat just doesn't seem long enough, nwah? a couple of inches longer and it would be just puurrrfect (ease for causing beautiful disasters, such as getting strangled!!!)
and oh... the desi Jack-Sparrow pirate look, one would NEVER figure....
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