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Sunday, March 04, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLD
is it?
Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's belly)
Anyway we decided to make a prediction of our own-just cause it seemed easy! Ever wonder what Ash will look like at age 70?

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Saturday, February 10, 2007
Abhishek Bachchan - Fit and Fashionable
For those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!
I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!
Monday, February 05, 2007
Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...
Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!
....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/on feature for Karan Johar and Manish Malhotra) and swept Aby Baby from underneath Ash's feet - well, Ash is happily married anyway - to a tree, of course!
Shahrukh and Abhishek were spotted looking pretty cozy and fabulously ghastly at a recent party!! We can't believe this sudden transformation, check it out for yourselves!!



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4 things we miss about the good old Ash!
Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby B
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Saturday, February 03, 2007
Say Cheeeeese! Aishwarya's Wedding Picture
We couldn't make this up! Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has married a tree to overcome astrological differences with her fiancé Abhishek Bachchan
However, knowing Ash she couldn't settle for just any tree, so she married Treebeard, the great sheperd of the forest in the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Trust me, Treebeard isn't your regular easy going sorta tree after his LOTR fame, but for Ash he even put on a turban without saying a peep - now that's what I call a match made in heaven!
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
4 things we miss about the good old Ash!
1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit
2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace
3. The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes
4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Shek your Ash, Shek your Ash ....and here comes Baby B!
What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)


I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)
Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien
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Saturday, January 27, 2007
Dhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated..
Amitabh Bachchan said in an interview broadcast recently that he considers his future daughter-in-law, Aishwarya Rai, "a lot simpler than what is made out of her. She's a very simple girl, very traditional. She's also very domesticated."
Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)
Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRR
Post - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)
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