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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Bollywood Brands!

Bollywood stars are increasingly becoming a part of the new global trend of bringing out their own fashion collections and products. Endorsements are so last decade…this is the time for Bollywoood brands!

Hrithik and John Abraham are already on their way to launching their signature fashion collections.

However, a few aging bollywood stars seem to be going too far in their attempt to cash in on their past glory....

For example, Govinda has paired up with Calvin Klein for a spin on the classic CK One! It supposedly has all the basic elements of the Calvin Klein brand: individuality, unity and sexuality, mixed with the smell of a sweaty coolie, pretending to be the son of the richest man in India!!



Forget Snakes on a Plane (not sure why anyone would want to remember it anyway).....Sridevi's has decided to launch Nagina Fashions, her 'designer' snake themed jewellery line named after her 1986 hit "Nagina"...




At least Mr. India (a.ka. Anil Kapoor) is playing to his strength and has decided to package the essence of his well endowed coat and give us his branded hair-growth product- -can also be used as a body buffer for the especially skinny (currently only available online at Amazon.com-no pun intended!)


*Check out the Before/After results above

However, the biggest surprise has been the great Mithun(da) Chakraborty's Billion dollar tie-up with Puma to develop the "Disco Dancer" Puma platforms. Look out for this killer pair to hit the hippest nightclubs this spring!!



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Kareena Kapoor's Private Dance Lessons


Rule 1: Dress up, and we mean really "DRESS UP". Make sure the colors within your wardrobe and Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence fight against each other for attention!

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Rule 2: Open mouth while doing the evergreen HIP THRUST

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Rule 3: ENGAGE with your audience by being overtly expressive - remember NOTHING should be left to the imagination of the public

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Rule 4: now DANCE your HEART out - and watch Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence transform before your eyes into Dr. gold pants! (and you thought David Copperfield was an illusionist! like w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r!"

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Akshay Kumar's Rapper's Delight Portfolio!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Tollywood's Big B!

D0 ya'll know Suman Shetty?? the Tollywood actor coming in a movie called Andala Amitabh Bachchan?

Check this little man preparing for his role in Andala Amitabh Bachchan:

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Shahrukh Khan Vs. Amitabh Bachchan - Clash of theTitans

Most of you have probably heard about the media war of words between SRK and Big B that ignited after Khan took over (very succesfully) as the host of Kaun Banega Crorepati (Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire) which was previously hosted by Amitabh Bachchan - so the fight is basically about who is better?

Quote from SRK

“I’m cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this is mine."

"Cool" do you even need to ask? HAVE you SEEN my official brand ambassador pose for Tag?

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"Hip" cause I drive with my pinkies facing UP!! now if thats not hip I don't know what is...

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"Sexy" even with milk gurgling outta my mouth!

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"Smart"
cause I prefer to relax on a rock rather than a couch!

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"Young"
screw this! go ask Big B(ully) if he can like do bench presses by placing his stomach on a stool while balancing a 20lb metal ball on his calves!

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Quote from Big B

“If you want to do an honest comparison, you should wait for him to get to 65"

OK SRK, it's time for WAR!

For 65, I am pretty damn flexible

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At 65, let me see YOU graduate!

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At 65, let's see if YOU have any of these sweet honies by YOUR side!


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At 65
, let's see if YOUR son lets you make out with HIS
fiancée!!!

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Aishwarya Rai - OLD IS GOLD

is it?

Fears, predictions, numerology, superstitions are such a big part of Aishwarya Rai and her soon to be in-law's (Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan) and husband's (Abhishek Bachchan) lives that the poor lady had to marry a tree! The Rai-Bachchan family is definitely going to be a very new age family since the last we saw them they were doing this: (fyi: also check out the jelly from Ash's belly)

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Anyway we decided to make a prediction of our own-just cause it seemed easy! Ever wonder what Ash will look like at age 70?

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Akshay Kumar - Hairy Potter

All things said, Akshay Kumar is a fashion trend setter, whether it's this full sleeve spandex t-shirt with a metallic tank top over it, complemented perfectly by this mustard yellow waist high plastic raincoat pants

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or when ever so often he catches us off guard in his homeless look...

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But that's not why we crowned him Hairy Potter, it's because what better than not knowing where your hair ends and shirt begins? Seamless, yes, Seamless...

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Abhishek Bachchan - Fit and Fashionable

For those of you who say Abhishek Bachchan is not a fashionista or fit - HOLD your horses, cause you might have spoken too soon, check Aby Baby in this glowing chandelier suit, it comes along a free electrical wire, switchboard, splitter and 2 sets of detachable twinkle lights to be used during Christmas!

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I wonder who inspires Aby Baby's fashion sense? AHHHH...gotcha!



Shilpa Shetty's date with Tony Blair!

Since Shilpa Shetty shot to International stardom after Big Brother, her mother has started looking for a groom for Shilpa, but even though the world wants to marry Shilpa who does she want to marry? Our bet is on Tony Blair, seeing that she requested to specially meet him and later said that he was "very kind".



Bottom line yo....we want Blair to be "kinder" to Shetty so we'd have the privilege to see their tiny royal offspring - let's call her Little Highness Shetty Blair

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Upendra - Fashon Week Video

OK, i know you guys are probably suffering of overdose from Upendra, but can ANYONE beat this dude?



Bonus Picture: Scarf, sarong, bandanna, sunglasses, flip flops and frock shirt all competing for my attention. Very few men can carry off high fashion with such class.

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Amitabh and Shahrukh - The Battle Continues...

Forget about Shahrukh Khan's blasphemous quotes about being sexier, smarter and younger than icon, Amitabh Bachchan, who in return said "let's see what happens to SRK in 25 Years". This battle seems to have gotten really ugly, and SRK got back at the Big B by succesfully breaking up Abhiwarya!!

....and how did King Khan do this? Well, he just turned on his gaydar (it comes with an easy switch off/on feature for Karan Johar and Manish Malhotra) and swept Aby Baby from underneath Ash's feet - well, Ash is happily married anyway - to a tree, of course!

Shahrukh and Abhishek were spotted looking pretty cozy and fabulously ghastly at a recent party!! We can't believe this sudden transformation, check it out for yourselves!!

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

RajniKANT love him enough! Part 2

It's isn't rocket science to figure out that we here at PS-ZD have an obsession with Rajnikant. After getting great reviews from Part 1. By popular demand we now have Part 2!!

Rajnikant - how can one man have it all?

The Grace: look at his flawless posture!

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The Moves: now is Hrithik really the best dancer?? huh? huh? tell? tell?

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The Ladies: Check that hot mama! Hat's off bro...

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The Style: Forget them mom jeans, have you seen the dad pants??

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