1. That "Bollywood Nation" branded Dominatrix Outfit
2. The Sparrow nest (with a hint of sparrow dump sprinkles) Necklace
3. The Silver Prison-Strap Shoes
4. Most of all we miss - that classy attitude!
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Dhoom 3 Sneak Preview: Aishwarya the domesticated
Amitabh Bachchan recently signed up to act with Johnny Depp in Mira Nair's next film "Shantaram", based on the epic novel by Gregory David Roberts ....but do we think Big B will settle for a script with such little screen time? Big B....we can't stand this and are offering to re-write the script for you (even though we know you are a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean)
We think the movie should follow the adventures of a convicted Australian bank robber and heroin addict (still played by Johnny Depp) who escapes from prison to Bombay, India, where he meets and falls in love with a mafia don, Kadherbhai (played by Amitabh Bachchan). The movie depicts a complex emotional and sexual 'east meets west' romantic drama between two powerful men caught between Bollywood glam and Bombay gang wars.
Look out for this blockbuster to hit theaters in 2008! Here's the poster art for starters:
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Let's call it: Spandex 2.0
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What happens when 2 of the hottest Bollywood Superstars mate? (Yes, SEX!! no more cheap thrills and hiding behind rosebuds to steal a kiss!)
I present to you..... Baby B (aren't they casting for Chucky's character in Child's Play 6?)
Inspired by the "If they mated" segment on Late Night with Conan O'brien
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Amitabh Bachchan said in an interview broadcast recently that he considers his future daughter-in-law, Aishwarya Rai, "a lot simpler than what is made out of her. She's a very simple girl, very traditional. She's also very domesticated."
Dhoom 3: The Domestication (inspired by true events, as seen below)
Pre-Abhiwarya --- GRRRRR GRRRR
Post - Abhiwarya ----- WOOF WOOF (Shut up biOOOtch!)
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Trousers, Jeans and Shirts are SOOO LAST YEAR!
We present to you a sneak peek into Salman Khan's Summer 2007 Sarong Collection
1. The Traditional/Ethnic Sarong: Perfect for occasions such as weddings, prayer meetings, visiting your girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage, independence day/flag hoisting celebrations - a matching traditional scarf is the perfect accessory.
2. The Formal Sarong: Perfect for dates, black tie events, award functions, graduation ceremonies, board meetings - throw in a fishnet top to give it that OOMPH!
3. The Club Wear Party Sarong: Perfect to meet the ladies, get your groove on, get jiggy widdit - oh and don't forget to add on the 30 pound oxidized metal necklace to get some extra lovin'
4. The Classic Beach Sarong: Do i need to say more? You gotta get this thang!
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"May the Force be with you... for me... to POOP on."
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Rajnikant Videos
RajniKANT love him enough!
Why you doggin' me like that yo? Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
Werd up! check out ma pimp-tight body, ma hair-sproutin' chest and ma gear!
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"I'm bringing hairy back
Them other boys don't know why you wax?"
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Them dat dig this shizz, check out Jungle Fever Part One!
Location is key, and to make sure you overcome your fear of balance, start exercising at the edge of a cliff - this will assure that you won't lose your balance later.
Workout clothes: To increase resistance and build strength, Antara recommends wearing no shoes and encourages us to 'be creative' and 'accessorize' with workout attire. Dig out all those handkerchiefs, feathers, fishnet scarves, beeds, etc
Step 1: Find a big rock to start a few seated stretches...move closer to the edge of the cliff and balance on one foot
One way to strengthen your core muscles is to do core exercises with an Abhishek Bachchan. If you're a beginner, consider a softer/chubbier Abhi since the repetitions will be less difficult. For advanced level, try using a more toned Abhi, which is a tough find - but keep the spirit and don't lose hope.
Step 2: Place Abhi on your right, while you complete 50 sit ups (Antara prefers to go Commando for this one)
Step 3: Push and Lift your body forward until your entire body weight is on Abhi. Hold this position for three deep breaths and return to start position and repeat 10 times. Remember, in order to evenly balance body weight wear 2 dozen bangles and wrap a long scarf around your body.
Step 4: Now, make sure Abhi is behind you, thrust your entire body onto him and flex your legs and hands in coordination with his. Once again, in order to not gravitate too much towards the ground - make sure your have you hair done up in bunny ears to help elevation.
Step 5 and final: Place Abhi on the floor, lie with your back on him and rest one leg on the floor and push the other gently up in the air. Before doing this last routine, make sure you take off all that exercise gear and wrap a red scarf around your body.
PHEW....
Indiatimes' picks for Handsome Men. No contest, the one and only Anil Kapoor
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[Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow.. it's too late] x2
You pick the time.. [Tick tick tick tick tick tick, a-tick tick tick tick tick tick] x2 DAAAARLEENG!! Eef you come todhay....it's too urly, eef you come tomaarrow..it's too late. [Instrumental/dance break] Deed you say maarrrning? No No.. it's naat good Deed you say yevening? No No..It's too bhad! Deed you say noon? Oh nooo it's not the time! Whaaat did you saaaay? Hey Whaaat did you saaay? Nothing??? Oh it's aaalright! (!??!)
Cher - whad'ya say? Wanna try some thing fun for the next Oscars? I'd recommend mixing it up - slap that gorgeous blue hat on the pretty pink number.
Vivek, quit taking Buster to your barber! And Buster, put out the Bidi now!
and Sorry Mr. White Wizard, but i did expect more from you
Whether it's lighting a cigarette with a gun in mid-air, catching a bullet with his teeth/hand or using the lets-throw-mirror-in-air-to-see-reflection-of-enemy-to-kill him - but most importantly, I miss the days when Rajni made rattlesnake scarves SOOO IN along with various other memorable fashion statements!
Bollywood superstar Hrithik Roshan's father believes his son will "surely go to
To all the Hollywood big wigs out there, you really need to bring in your A game before heading down 'Hrithik-lane', here are the top 5 tips:
5. The Wardrobe: Think Fabio, Michael Bolton...
Unlike most Hollywood actors, Hrithik is a proud straight man who is not afraid to look 'fabulous!' - so throw in all your baby pinks and blues, peaches, lavenders, pastels and get ready to partay!
4. The directing
The director needs t0 capture Hrithik's range of skills as an actor.....from his ability to flex his biceps, blink, fight with his shirt on, strike a pose, smile, fight with his shirt off, laugh, cry and dance (all in the same scene)! and still looking FABULOUS-O!
3. China Shooting Ban
Because filming in Shangai and
2. No kissy kissy (or hike up that legal budget!)
For offending Indian culture for kissing on screen
And the Number ONE tip…
1. Don't forget the Thumb (it's a package deal!)
The feather in Amitabh Bachchan's (a.k.a big cry abby baby - Bollywood's superstar) hat just doesn't seem long enough, nwah? a couple of inches longer and it would be just puurrrfect (ease for causing beautiful disasters, such as getting strangled!!!)
and oh... the desi Jack-Sparrow pirate look, one would NEVER figure....
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