miscellaneous, random, aimless, FABULOUS Bollywood

Friday, March 23, 2007

Shahrukh and Gauri - a little toooo in love?

Is it just us or did Shahrukh and Gauri Khan look more like twins than a "couple" in their earlier
years of marriage/dating? Check out their painfully coordinated clothing!














it's the mickey mouse club! Wooooooooo! YAY!






















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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...



FOR.......




introducing us to the
biggest scrunchie EVER!
...what can be cooler than wearing a s
atin parachute on your head?



showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!
...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!


and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!
...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?



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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?

Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!



....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?



Scarves...?



...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.



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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Fatty Boom Boom

who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!
ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?

yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)



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Is laughter really the best medicine?

not when it's this loud!



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Friday, March 02, 2007

Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!





Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!

The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to gloss up the project.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Rambo (Stallone) is living a boring lifestyle in Bangkok as a pimp, When a group of volunteers bringing ummmm...'Ho's' into India disappears. A relative of one of the missing girls (Hrithik Roshan) begs Rambo to find them. They head off determined to rescue those that have been taken...Song, dance and drama ensues!

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Bollywood Brands!

Bollywood stars are increasingly becoming a part of the new global trend of bringing out their own fashion collections and products. Endorsements are so last decade…this is the time for Bollywoood brands!

Hrithik and John Abraham are already on their way to launching their signature fashion collections.

However, a few aging bollywood stars seem to be going too far in their attempt to cash in on their past glory....

For example, Govinda has paired up with Calvin Klein for a spin on the classic CK One! It supposedly has all the basic elements of the Calvin Klein brand: individuality, unity and sexuality, mixed with the smell of a sweaty coolie, pretending to be the son of the richest man in India!!



Forget Snakes on a Plane (not sure why anyone would want to remember it anyway).....Sridevi's has decided to launch Nagina Fashions, her 'designer' snake themed jewellery line named after her 1986 hit "Nagina"...




At least Mr. India (a.ka. Anil Kapoor) is playing to his strength and has decided to package the essence of his well endowed coat and give us his branded hair-growth product- -can also be used as a body buffer for the especially skinny (currently only available online at Amazon.com-no pun intended!)


*Check out the Before/After results above

However, the biggest surprise has been the great Mithun(da) Chakraborty's Billion dollar tie-up with Puma to develop the "Disco Dancer" Puma platforms. Look out for this killer pair to hit the hippest nightclubs this spring!!



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