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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Akshay Khanna - Hairapy!
Signs you are going bald:
PR agents start describing your hairstyle as "It's a haircut with a hole in it!"
Each day it takes longer to wash your face to remove your makeup..
Amisha Patel starts popping her zits in the reflection off your forehead...
Latest advancements in Natural Hair transplantation surgery can provide the best solution to Akshay Khanna's hair loss problem - which can help cover his M-shape receding hairline.
We suggest that Akshay remove the mesh of hair ball covering his Adam's apple and get it relocated to his poor balding areas
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Ritesh Deshmukh - me fink he/she iz hactually a bit of a minga!
Do we like Ritesh in his female self or male self? XX or XY? Ugly girl or Ugly boy? ...hmmmm.....
Maybe we should ask his boy-toy in pic # 2, on his preference?
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
la la la la............
FYI - Minga
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)
1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"
....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script? 
2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda
....geez, Govinda and Karishma again! - I am not sure who watched their crap 10 years ago and I am not sure who's gonna wanna watch it now...LOSERS 2.0!
3. "Kareena is better than Britney Spears" says Tusshar Kapoor.
Is that a compliment or an insult? ....Tushar either you are a complete jackass, or just retardedly unaware!
4. "I thank god for allowing me to look like this" - says Esha Deol.
...Esha, yes, thank god for allowing you to look like.... she-MALE! 
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Friday, March 23, 2007
Rekha ko Dekha?
Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....
she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???
or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?
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or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to accessorize and will not settle for anything less than an entire gold mine worth of jewels?
Honestly, if you asked us, we think it's because she'd make a extremely fierce fisherman!
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Shahrukh and Gauri - a little toooo in love?
Is it just us or did Shahrukh and Gauri Khan look more like twins than a "couple" in their earlier
years of marriage/dating? Check out their painfully coordinated clothing!
it's the mickey mouse club! Wooooooooo! YAY!
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...
FOR.......
introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!
...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?
showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!
...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!
and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!
...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?
Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!
....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?
Scarves...?
...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.
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Sunday, March 04, 2007
Fatty Boom Boom
who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!
ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?
yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)
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Friday, March 02, 2007
Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!
Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!
The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to gloss up the project.
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Rambo (Stallone) is living a boring lifestyle in Bangkok as a pimp, When a group of volunteers bringing ummmm...'Ho's' into India disappears. A relative of one of the missing girls (Hrithik Roshan) begs Rambo to find them. They head off determined to rescue those that have been taken...Song, dance and drama ensues!
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Bollywood Brands!
Bollywood stars are increasingly becoming a part of the new global trend of bringing out their own fashion collections and products. Endorsements are so last decade…this is the time for Bollywoood brands!
Hrithik and John Abraham are already on their way to launching their signature fashion collections.
However, a few aging bollywood stars seem to be going too far in their attempt to cash in on their past glory....
For example, Govinda has paired up with Calvin Klein for a spin on the classic CK One! It supposedly has all the basic elements of the Calvin Klein brand: individuality, unity and sexuality, mixed with the smell of a sweaty coolie, pretending to be the son of the richest man in India!!
Forget Snakes on a Plane (not sure why anyone would want to remember it anyway).....Sridevi's has decided to launch Nagina Fashions, her 'designer' snake themed jewellery line named after her 1986 hit "Nagina"...
At least Mr. India (a.ka. Anil Kapoor) is playing to his strength and has decided to package the essence of his well endowed coat and give us his branded hair-growth product- -can also be used as a body buffer for the especially skinny (currently only available online at Amazon.com-no pun intended!)
*Check out the Before/After results above
However, the biggest surprise has been the great Mithun(da) Chakraborty's Billion dollar tie-up with Puma to develop the "Disco Dancer" Puma platforms. Look out for this killer pair to hit the hippest nightclubs this spring!!
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Rule 1: Dress up, and we mean really "DRESS UP". Make sure the colors within your wardrobe and Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence fight against each other for attention!
Rule 2: Open mouth while doing the evergreen HIP THRUST
Rule 3: ENGAGE with your audience by being overtly expressive - remember NOTHING should be left to the imagination of the public
Rule 4: now DANCE your HEART out - and watch Mr. Glitter and Mrs. Sequence transform before your eyes into Dr. gold pants! (and you thought David Copperfield was an illusionist! like w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r!"
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