Bollywood shiz nizz # 1: (Random news bits)

1. Salman Khan and Govinda to star in the Bollywood remake of "Hitch" called "Partner"

....getting Govinda hitched might be as easy as telling the fat ass to drop 50 pounds (much like what Will Smith should have told Kevin James), do we need to see another movie on this lame ass script?



2. Bollywood's vulgar-est couple returns, Karishma Kapoor to make a comeback with Govinda

....geez, Govinda and Karishma again! - I am not sure who watched their crap 10 years ago and I am not sure who's gonna wanna watch it now...LOSERS 2.0!



3. "Kareena is better than Britney Spears" says Tusshar Kapoor.

Is that a compliment or an insult? ....Tushar either you are a complete jackass, or just retardedly unaware!



4. "I thank god for allowing me to look like this" - says Esha Deol.

...Esha, yes, thank god for allowing you to look like.... she-MALE!


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Rekha ko Dekha?

Bollywood has long been fascinated with Rekha and her ageless beauty, is it because....

she doesn't underestimate the need for birds to find shelter? by providing them with a comforting nest to lay eggs (on her head!)???



or cause she's taken Tae Kwon Do to a new level by amalgamating unarmed combat styles with 4 inch heels and gold rimmed sunglasses?
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or maybe cause this lady REALLY knows how to accessorize and will not settle for anything less than an entire gold mine worth of jewels?



Honestly, if you asked us, we think it's because she'd make a extremely fierce fisherman!



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Shahrukh and Gauri - a little toooo in love?

Is it just us or did Shahrukh and Gauri Khan look more like twins than a "couple" in their earlier
years of marriage/dating? Check out their painfully coordinated clothing!














it's the mickey mouse club! Wooooooooo! YAY!






















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and the award goes to Rani Mukherjee...

FOR.......




introducing us to the biggest scrunchie EVER!
...what can be cooler than wearing a satin parachute on your head?



showcasing the most flamboyant hair clip EVER!
...created in Bollywood, though, it's origins can be traced back to Garden of Eden!


and..flaunting the giantess of all collars EVER!
...i wonder if the collar has a Chinese fan on the back?



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Saif Ali Khan - What's in your closet?

Saif.... glad to hear you're fine and ready to kick butt! So why not start celebrating by bringing back your Magenta, Zebra strips or patchwork pant collections!



....or maybe that good old fashion lungi or your more modern sarongs?



Scarves...?



...and for your own protection, don't forget your one-eye-covering-slanting-hat and the hand beaded necklace to go with it.



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Fatty Boom Boom

who ate all the pies? oh look it's Kareena Kapoor! what a surprize!
ey fatty boom boom, ey fatty boom boom! want another creamcake?

yo! (btw- hope that's an itch??)



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Is laughter really the best medicine?

not when it's this loud!



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Hrithik 'GlamHo' Roshan!!

Hrithik Roshan has supposedly been offered a part in Rambo IV and has decided to revive the franchise by putting a Bollywood spin on the project! No Guns, More Glam, as Roshan upstages the original man with the bandana!!!

The film was originally called 'In the Serpent's Eye' and then 'Rambo IV: Pearl of The Cobra'. However, Roshan decided to step in with his production company (11 fingers) to gloss up the project.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Rambo (Stallone) is living a boring lifestyle in Bangkok as a pimp, When a group of volunteers bringing ummmm...'Ho's' into India disappears. A relative of one of the missing girls (Hrithik Roshan) begs Rambo to find them. They head off determined to rescue those that have been taken...Song, dance and drama ensues!

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